Sour times and sour words (Reflections on 3)

Thank you very much for being with us today.
I will pass the floor to our new resident writer, sorry, she-writer.

Miss Candela Bastos, among other careers, Socialité from the Andalucian jet-set, Designer and Concept creator for major virtual history and science magazines, who writes a column in the well known tabloids The Opinionated (UK), Clarísimo (Spain), Dark Words (Johannesburg), and The Science within in the American English and Spanish versions in the United States.
Miss Bastos (not) acted as Goodwill ambassador for the Child Emperor also known as Chicken-hawk cowboy and is currently offering consulting services in political disappearing to some top officials of the WH and cronyism-infected characters.

Please welcome, Ms Candela Bastos.

(the audience roared with applauses, standing ovation actually!!!!)

CB: Thank you, thank you very much. I really appreciate the opportunity to write in this absolutely gorgeous (oops! the easily connected to you-know-who word) blog, well known for not being read by anyone or almost anyone but umpfffhhfhffsadfjlasjdflaslñfalksfla (satellite interference).
To be in tune with the reasons for this gathering. I will share with you a number of cut-ups.
Cut-ups, as you may know my dear (ghost, ghastly) readers is a writing or reading technique used among others by Mr Burroughs. And that was a real character, very lusty actually. Maybe you remember naked dinner or lunch or something like that. Anyways, the tecnica consists of writing down words, known words and used words, then you cut the lines and sentences and paste them again on a blank sheet of paper. Así you will have completely set of ideas..

Woman from the audience: Sorry, to disturb you....
CB: No problem dear. Tell me.
WFA: I am from the Council of Proper and Conservative use of Language and I would really like if you can stick to one single language, without babbling so to speak in others. Would you, please be so kind?
CB (obviously distressed but): No problemo dear Frau.
As I was saying, I have with me a couple of what the Board of the Rincon (sorry dear, it is the trademark name...) considered and produced as Sour Words.
Since this is a creative thinking writing workshop for the Insane, Passengers of the Train, Non-anal retentive, and Blabbers, this shall be your first assignment.

Feel free to work with them at your leisure. We shall convene again tomorrow to discuss them in the Plenary. Here is the list:

Sour Words, remarks and thoughts
- 1999 Parade of cows (made of fiberglass) in the Chicago downtown. Parade of Fish in New Orleans. 2005 Parade of horses in some areas in Santiago, Chile. Happy copy of Eden, but Eden is not such.
- Ladies: when you buy a new pair of shoes, please remove the tag from the sole.
-The Dominican government wants to build an underground (metro) system in the island. A very similar great idea occurred to the same President a couple of years ago when he wanted computers in every single classroom. But, huh, there is no power and power interruptions last even 12 hours per day. Interesting and optimistic.
-European governments (on the wake of the second term of Cowbaby) thought that everything was going to be changing, more solidarity, Zero unilateral approach, blah blah blah... Hard awakening dears.
- White is for summer. Dark colors are for cold weather.
- Human beings are by definition warmongers, polygamous, and fearfull of the elements and things that are not completely understood.
-According to the Bible, God had both sexes (yes, you can check your Bible, Genesis, when the guy created Adam) and then went on vacation... He still is.
-People waiting for Jesus are also waiting for Godot. Hmm that is such a long wait.

Okay people. Good luck with your writing and see you soon.
Candela